Monday, January 27, 2025

PPP

I wrote this back in January. Figured I'd post here for posterity. 

Yesterday, President Poopy Pants (PPP) began Phase I of his new plan, known as "Operation Shocking & Awful," by releasing over 1,600 of the worst human beings on Planet Earth back into our midst.

On 1/6/2020, these miscreants punched, kicked, bit, pounded with flags, sprayed with bear and pepper spray, and crushed in doorways, the galant members of the Capitol Police who were simply trying to allow the government to conduct  business. Several officers died, and many more were gravely injured. 

These miscreants continued on to bulid a scaffold and threaten to hang the VP, cause millions of dollars of damage to the Capitol Building, deficate on its floors, break into its offices, and steal property from our representatives, this in a blatantly stupid and failed attempt to prevent the peaceful transfer of power at the behest of an ignoramus who to this very day still claims, with ZERO evidence, that the 2020 election was stolen from him. 

PPP did this to undermine the FBI, the Department of Justice, and the many thousands of officers and prosecutors who found these people and delivered the evidence to convict them legally. And also to offer a big "nanner, nanner, nanner" to the laws of the land, which he believes he is above. 

Be sure to say hello if you see one of these fine specimens at a Wawa near you getting their morning coffee,  harassing little old ladies, and stealing a candy bar on their way out the doors.

Be prepared for Phase II of "Operation Shocking & Awful," where PPP takes away more of your already waning civil rights and continues to fatten his wallet and those of his rich friends at your expense while further destroying the middle class, as Republicans have been slowly but surely doing since 1980.

Welcome to the Cult of Truth. 

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